I read this on another blog and just had to share it!
Hugs,
Char~
You Know You’re a Mom When…
1. You count the sprinkles
on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.
2. You find yourself
cutting your husbands’ sandwiches into cute shapes.
3. You can’t bear to
give away baby clothes – it’s so final.
4. You hear your mother’s voice
coming out of your mouth when you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
5. You
stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
6. You hire a sitter
because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the
night checking on the kids.
7. You have time to shave only one leg at a
time.
8. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
9. Your kid throws
up and you catch it.
10. Someone else’s kid throws up at a party. You
keep eating.
11. You use your own saliva to clean your child’s
face.
12. You’ve mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes
and eggs on a plate without anything touching.
13. Your child insists
that you read “Once Upon a Potty” out loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station
and you do it.
14. You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons;
your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
15. You hope ketchup
is a vegetable, since it’s the only one your child eats.
16. You donate
to charities in the hope that your child won’t get that disease.
17. Your
feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don’t care.
18. The closest you
get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats.
19. You no longer
object to cold pizza for breakfast.
20. Your purse is crammed with
emergency toys, candy and first aid supplies.
21. You can talk on the
phone, pack a lunch & breast feed all once.
22. You wonder why it was
you ever feared being alone.
23 You spend an entire week wearing
sweats.
24. You can remove chewing gum from just about
anything.
25. You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this
job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.
